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THE 2010 D.M.G.C.
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To Benefit The Michigan Lupus Alliance
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Make A Leprechaun
with Auntie Margaret

Who Won A
Coveted Dudley Award

A New Feature.
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A Quiz About
Celebrity Eyes

Find Out Who's Sitting
In For Peanut & Jocko

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4. Jerry drove to the store. He got out, and accidentally locked his keys in the car. He went in the store, and bought some milk. He came back out and unlocked the door without touching "anything" on the outside of the car. How did he do it? Answer

5. Three guys go to a hotel and ask for a room they can share. The clerk has just the thing they want for $30. The clerk soon realizes that he made a mistake. The room costs only $25, so he has to divide five dollars evenly three ways. Can't be done. So he pockets $2, tells the guys that he made a $3 mistake and gives them each a single. Now, each man paid only $9 for his share of the room. 9x3=27, plus the 2 in the clerk's pocket equals 29. Where's the other dollar? Answer

Q. Insurance studies show that female drivers are 80% more likely than men to do what?
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LAST MONTH'S RESULTS.....

Q. Most experts agree that the best temperature for
making this particular food is 310. What is it?

Sorry... No One Got It Correct

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 Don't look now, but there's a house in my windshield!
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Last Month's Celebrity Results

These 4 actors played the same role.
What is the character they played?

Vacation - European Vacation - Christmas Vacation - Vegas Vacation

RUSTY GRISWOLD
From The 4 National Lampoon Vacation Movies

NO ONE SAW THE CONNECTION
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JOKE du JOUR

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father..' They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer damn candle!

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WRITERS & SUBMITTERS FOR THIS ISSUE: Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Jerome Klotz, Austin McCarty, Brad McCarty, Dana McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Millard Pickney, Ron Patlewicz, Gwenda Perez, Chuck Pottenger, Jim Seeling, Denise Sidor

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