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1. What's this?
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4. 500 begins it, 500 ends it, 5 in the middle is seen; First of all figures, the first of all letters, Take up their stations between. Join all together, and then you will bring  before you the name of an eminent king. Answer

5. Mike McCarty has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for Mike? Answer

6. When can Jerry add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer? Answer
SEPTEMBER TRIVIA
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Question: About 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of what menu item?

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.LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER

How many months in the US have no
major religious or national holidays?
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Only 1 -  The month of August
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Congratulations To:
Jerry

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THANKS TO OUR SEPTEMBER McCARTY METRO BACK TO SCHOOL STAFF

Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Kathy Harris
Austin McCarty, Brad McCarty, Dana McCarty
Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Larry McCarty
Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty
Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Denise Sidor

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
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Last Month's Captions

Thumbs up! Brad just found the remote control for his new toy auto.
You want me to rub this on the carpet or eat it?
Brad finds the foreign cars fit like a glove
That Nissan is one fine ride!
 Does it come with the pot of gold in the trunk?
 Hey Baby, wanna feel my fine Corinthian leather!!
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METRO JOKE DU JOUR

First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel."
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

SECRET CELEBRITY
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Last Month's Celebrity Was Lance Armstrong
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WINNERS
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No One Got It Right
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METRO WORD OF THE MONTH

Universe - Noun. A one line poem

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