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NOVEMBER, 2009

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THANKSGIVING EDITION

CHRISTMAS NAME DRAW
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The annual Christmas name draw was held online on video. Witnesses to the drawing were Mike, Jerry, Steve, and Margaret. Here are the results...
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Mike drew Steve
Karen drew Kristen
Dennis drew Jerry
Rick drew Larry
Larry drew Rick
Kelly drew Dennis
Margaret drew Kathlene
Jerry drew Kelly
Kathlene drew Margaret
Steve drew Mike
Kristen drew Karen
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QUIK BRAIN TEEZERS
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1. What's this?
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man
board

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Answer

  2. What's this?
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ecnalg
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 3. What's this?
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knee
light

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4. If Jerry goes to the movies and pays, is it cheaper for him to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time? Answer

5. Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you'll make a familiar phrase. For example, Thighbone/Swallowtail conceals High & Low.

1. Skyrocketing/Trolleyman
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2. Thermometer/Apoplexy
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3. Delaware/Bordering
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4. Surprised/Trashiness
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5. Throughout/Stumblebum
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6. Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I? Answer
METRO TRIVIA
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Question: Unlike the kids song "Dem Bones" where the foot bone is connected to the ankle bone, there is actually only 1 bone in your whole body that is not connected to another. Where can you find "dat" bone?

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The Answer:  

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LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
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Your first little trick or treater is a little boy, dressed in a space suit that has a badge reading 'Space Ranger', his costume also has a light green belt. Who is this space man?
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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
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Congratulations To: 
Lake, Jerry, Larry, Vickie

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture

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Caption:
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Last Month's Captions

 This seems like a lot to go through for Halloween.
 Why did you just wedge those 2 half of cucumbers down through my eye sockets?
 mmmm Chocolate!!!!
 Drat, my vision coverage expired.
 Once the chocolate hardens, I'll put peroxide in your ears son
 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
 My Mammy
 Hey... This is Pillsbury. I asked for Duncan Hines
 Give momma a kiss, pucker up..

METRO SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?

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Celebrity:. 

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Last Month's Celebrity 

BEN STILLER

Congratulations To:

Jerry, Steve O, Ryan & Missy, Epic, and Zoolander

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A SAP'S FABLE

A drunken man who reeked of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and slurred, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replied, "My son, it's caused by loose living: spending time with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes, and poor personal hygiene." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be...," then returned to his paper.

The priest, having second thoughts about his harsh response, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you suffered with arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

MORAL OF THIS FABLE: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

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IDIOSYNCRASIES
OF THE
ENGLISH
LANGUAGE

  • Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  • One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
  • If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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