BRAIN TEEZERS |
1. What's this?
2. What's this?
3. What's this?
If Jerry goes to the movies and pays, is it
cheaper for him to take one friend to the movies
twice, or two friends to the movies at the same
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you'll make a familiar phrase. For example,
Thighbone/Swallowtail conceals High & Low.
1. Skyrocketing/Trolleyman Answer
2. Thermometer/Apoplexy Answer
3. Delaware/Bordering Answer
4. Surprised/Trashiness Answer
5. Throughout/Stumblebum Answer
Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?
the kids song "Dem Bones" where the foot bone
is connected to the ankle bone, there is actually only
1 bone in your whole body that is not connected to another.
Where can you find "dat" bone?
LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
first little trick or treater is a little boy, dressed in
a space suit that has a badge reading 'Space Ranger', his
costume also has a light green belt. Who is this space
Lake, Jerry, Larry, Vickie
funny caption for this picture
Last Month's Captions
seems like a lot to go through for Halloween.
did you just wedge those 2 half of cucumbers down through my
my vision coverage expired.
the chocolate hardens, I'll put peroxide in your ears son
happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
is Pillsbury. I asked for Duncan Hines
momma a kiss, pucker up..
you recognize our secret celebrity?
Last Month's Celebrity
Steve O, Ryan & Missy, Epic, and Zoolander
drunken man who reeked of beer sat down on a
subway next to a priest. The man's tie was
stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was
sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened
his newspaper and began reading.
a few minutes the man turned to the priest and
slurred, "Say, Father, what causes
arthritis?" The priest replied, "My
son, it's caused by loose living: spending time
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,
contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around
with prostitutes, and poor personal
hygiene." The drunk muttered in response,
"Well, I'll be...," then returned to
priest, having second thoughts about his harsh
response, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on
so strong. How long have you suffered with
arthritis?" The drunk answered, "I
don't have it, Father.. I was just reading here
that the Pope does."
OF THIS FABLE: Make sure you understand the
question before offering the answer.
sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
is a non-prophet organization.
man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still
have monkeys and apes?
main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows
where all the bad girls live.
a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash
his hands with soap?
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Someday, somewhere, when you least expect it,
you get invited to a Thanksgiving feast, and you realize that you
are not the guest of honor, but rather, you're the main course.
Just then, you come to the
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