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ON GUARD FOR OVER 56 CHRISTMAS PARTIES
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Your aunt is
giving out cash this Christmas. Which
would would you rather have, an old hundred dollar bill or a new one?
Answer
4.
You walk by a
restaurant on New Years Eve and see
through the window it is full of people.
Being hungry you go inside but cannot see
a single person. How is this possible?
Answer
5.
Which of these letters is the odd one out?
A F H K L N Y Z
Answer
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METRO
CAPTION CONTEST
Give us a great or funny caption
for this photo
LAST MONTH'S
SUBMITTED CAPTIONS
 Never eat White Castles while wearing an air-tight costume.
After years of gluttony, Batman could never return to the Bat cave
being forever doomed to walking the streets of Gotham City.
Batman or
Fatman? You be the judge.
'It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines
me'. -Bruce Wayne
da
da da da da dah! Fat Man!
Batman quit smoking, started
vaping, and gained 400 pounds
These tights are a lil tight...
Since winning The McCarty Metro Weight Gain Contest, Batman wonders if he can fit through the check-out aisle.
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FROM THE
EDITOR...
Something to look
forward to
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| WHO
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHAT
THE HECK IS THAT? |
WHERE
THE HECK IS THAT? |
| Guess
who this is! |
Guess
what this is! |
Guess
where this photo is from! |
| LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
LAST
MONTH'S ANSWER |
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| Robert
Englund / Freddy
Krueger |
A
Dog's Nostril |
Alcatraz |
| Congrats: Elias, Gina, Brad,
SteveO |
Congrats: Brad,
SteveO, Mike |
Congrats:
Booch, Gina, Brad, Scholl, Mike, Steve |
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For future
issues, feel free to submit photos (with answers) for
our Who, What Where games to mccartymetro@gmail.com |
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THE CHARLIE BROWN SCHOOL OF DANCE
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DECORATING
THE MANTEL THIS HOLIDAY?
MY LETTER
TO SANTA CLAUS
CHRISTMAS
MENU
MAKING
THE DESSERT
BRIAN...
THE BROWN NOSED REINDEER
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A TUNE TO
BRIGHTEN THE SEASON
SANTA'S CHRISTMAS LIST
IN 2019
STARTING
YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
REINDEER TRYOUTS
GOING DOWN
THE CHIMNEY?
OUTSOURCING
SANTA
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THE ADVENTURES OF MR. STICKMAN
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NOTE: REMEMBER...
OUR READERS ARE ALSO OUR WRITERS & SUBMITTERS!
The success
of the Metro relies on our subscribers and readers. I
encourage everyone to send an article or any other type of
submission to keep the Metro fresh and strong each month.
You can submit on any link in this issue, or send an email to
mccartymetro@gmail.com
and see your name as a contributor to the McCarty Metro.
Editors: Kelly
& Margaret McCarty
Writers & Submitters:
Kitty Gereg, Austin McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty,
Steve McCarty, Marianne Rzepka |
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