SUDOKU | EDDY'S SPOT
I now pronounce you husband & wife.
You may sniff the brides butt!
FATHER'S
DAY JOKES
One evening a little girl and her
parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little
girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her
Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued
"That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
"Daddy, Daddy, can I have
another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
How many
ears did Davy Crockett have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear,
and a wild frontier!
What do you call
two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad! |
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My Dad thinks he wears the
trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which
pair to put on!
Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please Dad - I'm stuck! |