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QUIK BRAIN TEEZERS
.1. What's this? ONCE
6:41 AM Answer | 2. What's this? SITTING
WORLD .Answer | 3. What's this? OFTEN
OFTEN NOT
OFTEN NOT
OFTEN .Answer |
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I have a friend named Albert. He is a 30 year
old butcher. He wears a size 13 shoe, is six
feet tall, has a 17" neck and wears a
42-long suit. What does he weigh? Answer | 5.
A friend was telling me, "I have eight sons
and each has one sister." In total, how
many children does my friend have? Answer | 6.
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was
April, the second was May, and the third was
June. What was the name of her fourth child? Answer | 7. What
is unusual about this long sentence? Dennis,
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora,
Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale,
Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida,
Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara,
Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan,
Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl,
Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil,
Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen
sinned. Answer |
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| JUNE
TRIVIA
.Question:
Of the top 10 items sold in grocery stores around the
country, only 2 items are not food. What are those 2
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.LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER How many former US presidents are
not buried in the United States? 4
They are the four living presidents. Carter, Bush Sr.,
Bush Jr. and Clinton are not buried in the United
States THOSE WHO CORRECTLY ANSWERED... Epic
Fail Guy, Raelene, Matt, Bill W |
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Barsotti, Mike
Borrelli, Gerry Bufalini, Kathy Harris, Jerry McCarty,
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