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QUIK BRAIN TEEZERS
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Metro President's Day Math Problem
The first who
submits the correct answer to me
will be declared the winner.
First, take the
number of US Presidents who never attended college
Then Add
The number of US Presidents
who never had children
Then Subtract
The number of US Presidents
who never held any other elective office
Finally Multiply By
The number of US
presidents who served an entire term without a
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| TRIVIA
.| Q. With
President's Day being celebrated in February, there is
only 1 US
president buried in Washington DC. Who is that President? |
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LAST
MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
In the history of the NBA, what head coach has the most wins with the same team?
 Congratulations
to: Gwenda, Ryan & Missy, Jerry |
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THANK
YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSIONS THIS MONTH Mike
Borelli, Marie Browski, Gerry Bufalini, Austin
McCarty, Brad
McCarty
Dana
McCarty,
Evan McCarty, Jenna McCarty, Jerry
McCarty, Kathlene McCarty
Kelly McCarty,
Kristen McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Megan McCarty,
Mike McCarty |
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Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez,
Millard Pickney,
Chuck Pottenger, Todd Rammler, Denise Sidor, & Amanda Westfall |
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CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photoLast Month's Captions 
If the US Postal Service Declares this man
Santa Claus, the State of Michigan will not dispute it!!
I wish they would fix that hole in the
ceiling!!!
You should have seen my desk when we were
putting out the Metro with carbon paper.
How many of you people like to drink vodka and orange juice? I
Yeah!!!
I know that bluegrass page is around here some place!
MARGARET!!! CAN YOU EDIT THIS???
Hey, who put the condom on my head????
Who trashed the office by putting Eric's
picture on the wall?
| SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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| Last Month's Celebrity Was
Tina Fey WINNERS? NOBODY
GOT IT!!! |
David Letterman's Top 10 McCarty
Tips For A Romantic Valentine's Day
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Splash on a little
Aqua Velva
Shampoo and condition your...
Oh... never mind
Name a camel after her
-DP
Get the record boy to play
a little soft rock over dinner. Cherry Pie by
Warrant will be fine.
Show her a good
time at the movies! She can have a large pop OR a
medium popcorn.. but not both |
Have a violinist brought over to your table and
see if he knows "Cripple Creek"
Show her your sensitive side by releasing
gas quietly, and not with loud fart noises
"Say it with
cubic zirconia"
Sit on the porch
in front of the outdoor fire while freezing you
ass off
Ask if she wants to
hear about how you "Lost the Cause"
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Tonto and The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto
wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The
Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "It tell me you dumber than buffalo
dung... Someone stole tent."
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