SEPTEMBER 2008

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Quik Puzzles
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1. What's this?

The Face
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Answer

  2. What's this?

STANDSME
0,-,2,3,4,5
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Answer

3. These people had the misfortune to quit a rock group before the group hit it big. Some later made it on their own, but many remain footnotes in rock 'n' roll history. Identify the group that these people dis-membered:

1. Stuart Sutcliff Answer
2. Al Kooper Answer
3. Aljardine Answer
4. Pete Best Answer
5. Eric Clapton Answer
6. Signe Anderson Answer
7. Tory Crimes Answer
8. Jeremy Spencer Answer
9. Doug Sanden Answer
10. Vinnie Lopez  Answer

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This Issue's Writers & Contributors

Gerry Bufalini, Erin Marion, Dana McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Megan McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ron Patlewicz, Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Todd Rammler, Lynne Rhode,  Denise Sidor, John Stillings

Trivia
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Q. According to Forbes, what is the most visited tourist destination in the US?
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Last Month's Answer

Q. Which famous female ice skater was the first to successfully land a triple axel in a competition?

Tonya Harding

Congratulations To...

NO ONE GOT IT RIGHT!

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Caption Contest
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photo

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Name:
Caption:

Last Month's Captions

 Take my seat? Fiddle-Fooey! Listen here, Mr. Conductor, I write for the Metro and I don't wanna sit.
  Wow I wonder how dogs do this for so long
  Pardon me, but do you have some Grey Poupon?
  From the island of misfit toys, a Jerry in the Box
 His feet are hanging out the other side and there is no telling what's going on in the caboose
 Amazingly enough, the smile was still on Jerry's face when they found his head on the front of the passing train.
  This King Animal Land Train ride is the best!!!
 Hey Girls! I'll be back in 5 minutes to pick you up!
 Scuse me. Have you seen my brother's sunglasses?
 Hey look! Some guy stuck his Jerry out the window
 I'd move out of the way If I were you, camera man.
  Does my brother Kelly know how to use photoshop or what?
  Hello, I'm Eric Swan. Did you know it is dangerous sticking your head out of train windows? So be careful. Thank you. This has been another safety moment with Eric Swan.

Secret Celebrity
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Name: 

Celeb: 

Last Month's Celebrity Was....

Jack
Black

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Congratulations to:

Ann McCarty, Jerry McCarty

David Letterman's Top 10 Signs Your Kid Had A Bad First Day At School.
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Already voted "Least Likely to Succeed." 
 His class schedule includes daily beatings from bullies, teachers, and the custodial staff. 
 Lunch was whatever he could scrape off the bottom of his desk. 
 His school bus driver made him ride on the outside of the bus. 

Got tackled twice in gym class--three times in algebra. 
 He comes home pledging loyalty to fearless leader Kim Jong-Il 
 When you ask how his day went he tells you to direct all further questions to his attorney. 
 Homework on the first day: try not to be such a loser. 
 You know the kid everyone picks on? He got picked on by that kid. 
 Your last name is McCarty. 

DID YOU KNOW...

...without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY..) and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Maxine

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