How about these last few weeks of the Presidential Campaign, hasn’t it been wild? I haven’t seen mudslinging like that since DJ and Kelly tried to drive home from Lakeside Mall across a wet field. Isn’t that something? How about that Raccoon they found in Mom McCarty’s basement, wasn’t that something? That is the most disturbing thing found in the McCarty’s basement since the Sims Family found a poster of Bobo Brazil being used as a dart board in the Fruit Cellar on Sussex . Isn’t that wild? And how about that Brad McCarty moving to Columbus , Ohio to work with Nissan? Isn’t that wild? The Japanese say they haven’t seen anyone as big as Brad since Godzilla beat up Mothra. Isn’t that something? How about those Detroit Lions? Aren’t they something. I haven’t seen a running game that bad, since Tom Brown played Pickle. Isn’t that Wild? And it's nice to see the gas prices coming down. I haven't seen anything drop so quickly since Jerry McCarty held a cup of hot chocolate over his brother Kelly's head at Parkman Elementary. | 
