4. Divide 20 by 1/2 and add 3. What is the result? Answer
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This Issue's Writers & Contributors Thank you to the following for their contributions to this month's McCarty Metro
Robert Balch, Gerry Bufalini, Austin McCarty Brad McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ron Patlewicz Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Chuck Pottenger & Denise Sidor
McCarty Metro Trivia
4 different Presidents were assassinated while in office (Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley & Kennedy). How many Presidents have had assassination attempts on their lives while in office?
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We experienced a total eclipse of the moon this past month. How many men have landed on and explored the moon?
12
Congratulations To...
Mike, Jerry
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Last Month's Captions
Margaret is a good sport as noted Kelly McCarty impersonator Li'l Bit O' Luck mugs for the camera. Heidi, the other woman in the photo) will play Margaret in Luck's upcoming comedy, "Silly Savage." Somebody's gettin Lucky tonight... at least she hopes so Damn these drinks are strong. After two, we're seeing Leprachauns Little did she know that the leprechaun was actually stealing her wallet out of her purse. If this picture gets out, they are never going to buy the "scrapbooking" weekend story...
Can you recognize our secret celebrity? .
Last Month's Celebrity Was....
Drew Carey
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Meg S.
In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor . Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the "chair man." Today in business, we use the expression or title "Chairman" or "Chairman of the Board."
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Things Austin Learned During His Freshman Year At MSU
Bowling balls will bounce when dropped out of a ten story dorm window. Farting in the cafeteria line as a way to critique the food is not politically correct. Putting some of Uncle Steve's bottle rockets in the air vents will wake up and eventually evacuate the entire dorm floor. Taking my dad's advice by finishing any essay with the phrase "Bite Me" will not help you pass the course. Putting Nair in a shampoo bottle in the community bathroom will not help you make friends. Dropping your roommate's classes for him will only get you the beating of your life after Day 1 Citing William Shatner from Star Trek as the basis for any Astronomy paper reference source is not acceptable. Deciding to streak in an all-male dorm doesn't enhance your reputation as a lady's man. The Michigan State University Cafeteria does not enjoy the idea of Jello ever taking flight. If you get drunk, don't ever strip in public. If you strip, don't climb any statues on campus. If you climb, don't pose for pictures in the campus paper. If the picture gets published, drop out.....
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment....
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?
Don't be surprised if somewhere, some day, when you least expect it, someone grabs your Radio Flyer and says...