CLASSES FOR MEN
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7PM
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10PM for 2 hours
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2PM for 3 weeks
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8PM, 2 hours
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7PM for 2 hours
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7PM
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates & Calling When You're Going To Be Late
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7PM for 2 hours
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6PM, location to be determined | 
CLASSES FOR WOMEN
Class 1
How To Fix things
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7PM
Class 2
Learning how to get ready in JUST 2 hours!!
Round Table Discussion Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours
Class 3
Video games, sports, Computers. Learn how to like them!
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7PM
Class 4
Its not the end of world if he didnt notice your new hair style, dress, shoes.
Open Forum Monday at 8PM, 2 hours
Class 5
Health Watch — Nagging is Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7PM for 2 hours
Class 6
How to read a map
Real Life Testimonials. (suggestion from a male visitor) Tuesdays at 6PM Location to be determined
Class 7
How to PARK?!
Driving Simulations 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours
Class 8
Learning to control — Basic Differences Between normal phone call and story of life on phone.
Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7PM, location to be determined
Class 9
How to spend less time on shopping?
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7PM
Class 10
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Be Smart!
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7PM for 2 hours
Class 11
Words — What are they and how they are used, men won’t get them out of your mind!!
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6PM, location to be determined |
