Dear Editor. Look forward to seeing you at the golf tournament on Jan. 7. I have a little change of plans. I will come in early Saturday morning, the day of the tourney, instead of Friday night. Some people at Karen's school are throwing her a retirement party Friday evening and I'm invited. Where's my Hawaiian shirt? -Mike ED NOTE: Please Mike, while you are riding your bicycle in during the month of January, please watch out for that..... oh... nevermind.
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Dear Editor. I just saw a program called "Animal Cops: Detroit" starring Debby McDonald. Is this the same Debby McDonald that grew up on Sussex? -Cokette
ED NOTE: No, I think you are confused. Debby McDonald was actually the cigarette smoking little girl on the Little Debby snack cakes box.
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Dear Editor. Dear Editor. Great month of May edition. Good Job Mr. Editor. -Gwenda ED NOTE: Thanks Gwenda, and NO, you can't have a raise
Dear Editor. I was just on iTunes and saw a band named The Cockroaches with a similar sound as Brad Savage and The Cockroaches. Lawsuit planned? -Scratched 45 ED NOTE: No. I have not had the best of luck with our legal system. My previous attempt to sue the Emergency Broadcast System for the rights to the long beep has also been denied. There is just no winning in this country.
Dear Editor. Look forward to seeing you at the golf tournament on Jan. 7. I have a little change of plans. I will come in early Saturday morning, the day of the tourney, instead of Friday night. Some people at Karen's school are throwing her a retirement party Friday evening and I'm invited. Where's my Hawaiian shirt? -Mike
