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DATELINE: OAKLAND TOWNSHIP, MICHIGAN
The 13th annual Dan McCarty Golf Classic is scheduled for June 7, 2008 at Twin Lakes Golf Club. Please help make this years' tournament a success by joining over 130 golfers reminisce about DJ and support a great cause in the Lupus Alliance of Michigan. You can get all the information on how you can support us on our Dan McCarty Golf Classic page.

DATELINE: ROCHESTER, MICHIGAN The official grand opening of the newest hip place for men took place in May. Playmakers men salon offers a wide variety of services for the gentlemen. Owner Larry Wendt would like to welcome all Metro readers to come and check it out. They are located at 1414 Walton Blvd in Rochester, Michigan. http://www.playmakershaircuts.com. Also, click here for the latest Playmaker advertisement and $5 off coupon.
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The Wendt's and some Playmaker gals	Musician Lake Speed enjoys an outdoor massage
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Brad Savage and some other gentlemen enjoy a hot towel	For a relaxing time, come to Playmakers

DATELINE: VALENCIA, CALIFORNIA
Evan McCarty entered a Pinewood Derby Car for Cub Scouts. As you can see in the photo, the Engineering CAD model of the car "he" designed. Papa Jer had designers at John Force Racing work on a model that would allow him to win. They ended up losing in the Semi-Finals. Congratulations though to Evan for a fine pine racer.


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*The McCarty Metro Takes A Look At Sports*
Warming Up For The DMGC Play Video	Let's Play Football With Peyton Manning Play Video	Water Boarding With Richard Simmons Play Video

DATELINE: AUGUSTA, MICHIGAN
Gull Lake 24 is in the history books, and for the second year in a row, there are co-champions. Glen Lucas and Mike Wiacek both came home with 1 green sleeve of the jacket. For a complete recap with photos, check out the Gull Lake 24 Recap page.

INAPPROPRIATE?

Whatever your religious tendencies, I just don't think they thought this through very well...at all!

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Mike Wiacek (left) and Glen Lucas (right) were co-champs
at Gull Lake XXIV

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Gone But Not Forgotten

Eddy Arnold, 89, American country music singer. Dick Martin, 86, comedian (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In), respiratory complications. Sydney Pollack, 73, film director (The Way We Were, Tootsie, Out of Africa) and actor, cancer. Harvey Korman, 81, American actor and comedian (Blazing Saddles, The Carol Burnett Show), abdominal aortic aneurysm.

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DATELINE: WASHINGTON DC
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." 'And what can I get for you, Mr. President?' George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?' 'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton!' She storms away. Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers... 'It's pronounced 'quiche.'