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To benefit Lupus research, the Lupus Alliance, attorney JB Bieske, and the McCarty Metro are sponsoring a Texas Hold 'Em Poker Tournament and Chili Cookoff on February 28. SEE THE FLYER for more info.
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4. I own a book where the forward comes after the epilogue, the end is in the first half of the book, and the index comes before the introduction. What's my book? Answer
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This Issue's Writers / Contributors
Thank you to the following for their contributions to this month's McCarty Metro Bob Balch, Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini
Karen Burcar, Jeff Grail, Jerome Klotz
Dan Kresbaugh, Amanda McCarty, Austin McCarty
Brad McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kelly McCarty
Kristen McCarty, Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty
Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Ron Patlewicz
Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Chuck Pottenger
Jim Seeling, Denise Sidor, Larry Wendt
Amanda Westfall, Mike Wiacek |
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Last Month's Answer What famous musical group got their stage names from two executives at Liberty Records and their recording engineer? (hint... They've recorded a Christmas album
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Alvin, Simon, & Theodore |
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Karen S., Mike, Raiff | 
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ED NOTE: It's time for our annual M&M awards for the best and brightest parts of the McCarty Metro in 2007. Please visit our awards page and vote early and often. | 
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 Hi, I made it into my first McCarty Metro! I am motivated to make the next issue. -Amanda
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Dad, you should put Epic Fail Guy's picture up there too since he won the Trivia in November. It's attached. By the way it was me. -Austin
ED NOTE: EFG feelin' good and doing the dance! | 
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Dear Editor, Why do people call you a "dear" editor? -Mac
ED NOTE: It is actually supposed to be deer editor from my days with Larry Wendt & I started a deer conservation magazine... That is... until he went to the dark side. |
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Hey Kel. As for the brain test in December, I am yet to determine the direction of the spin, however, she does have nice nipples. - Jim Seeling
ED NOTE: Only you would notice things like that Jim On the vs. page - the right brain/left brain thing -- what does it mean if her left nipple is a little more popped than her right nipple? -Steve O
ED NOTE: HEY! NOW CUT THAT SASSY TALK OUT! THAT'S MY WIFE SPINNING AROUND THERE! | 
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Where is the poker tournament??? - Steve-O the sheep herder (skeeter)
My crew is ready to come down for the poker tournament and the golf classic! -Emily, the Lush in the men's bathroom
ED NOTE: I don't know where this poker tournament is, but... DEAL ME IN!!! Dear Ed. I've heard of the Ed Sullivan Theater... but the Peanut & Jocko Theater???? C'mon... -DJSmythe
ED NOTE: I know it's no Atlas, but the P&J Theater is a beautiful venue to enjoy our McCarty Metro videos. Dear Editor, Since getting back from my first trip to Vegas with you and your "crew", I have decided to quit my job, move my family to the Vegas strip and become a full-time gambler. Why work when I can just win "free money." Thank you for leading me down my new career path. "Kecktail!" -Lucky Larry
ED NOTE: I figure as long as you stay at Bill's, and follow Archal from table to table, you should be all set. Tell Wally Hi for me! Editor: I noticed February has 1 extra day this year. How is the Metro handling this on my pay stub? Will reporters get a bonus? Also, does the Metro have a 401K plan? Just wondering. -Shop Steward cc: Wage and Hour Division cc: Cousin Tony
ED NOTE: Instead of a pay stub, I will give everyone a pay snub. All reporters can expect a 10% bonus over and beyond their regular pay, and the Metro will 1 up the competition by offering a 9323S plan. We will set up the rickets on the lawn on Sussex and you run through while everyone kicks you in the S (now THAT'S a plan). |
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Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture
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Santa is reaching for his gun. everybody keep your hands on the table
Santa always keeps one hand on his sack
I don't give a rip about the toys...Show Me The Money!
Where is Santa's other hand?
Alright Santa, your sleigh is next
Read 'em and weep Claus, looks like I just got me 8 new reindeer. I hear they taste good sautéed in onion.
Cry me a river Santa! You're the one who wanted to raise the stakes to include children's toys. It's not my problem you have nothing to give this year!
First poker, then Monopoly and then on to take over the world.
The year without a Santa Claus
Well, I don't hear any hoe's now??
Hey Claus... Go back to the land of misfit toys!
You lose, Kringle man. That's whatcha get for going 'all in' against me. I'm Brad Savage and you're broke.
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| It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the US! |
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Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Don't be surprised if somewhere, some day, when you least expect it, someone comes up to you and says...
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You're In The McCarty Metro
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
