CHRISTMAS

This is Bob “ Holiday ” Hope here and I wanna tell you that I can’t believe how bad these Christmas Specials are since I died. I haven’t seen programming that bad since 1978 when Kelly McCarty had an Atari 800 Computer. Isn’t that wild?

How about that Elmo Christmas Special, I haven’t heard that much high pitched whining since Mike Tyson and David Beckham got in an argument. Isn’t that something?

And NBC is hosting the Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen that many kids singing Christmas songs off-key since Mrs. Collins’ took her Parkman Elementary Class caroling. Isn’t that wild?

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And how about that Rosie O’Donnell having a Christmas Special?  Isn’t she something ladies and gentlemen?  I haven’t seen Christmas entertainment that bad since Kay Shultz did her dramatic reading of “How Much is the Rose-a in the Window”.  Isn’t that wild?

And the news hasn’t been good this holiday season. How about that Hotel attack in India . That’s the most disturbing thing seen at a Luxury Hotel since Kelly McCarty stuck his butt out the Port Hole on the Queen Mary. Isn’t that something?

And how about that Yao Ming for the Houston Rockets getting injured again.  I haven’t see a Chinese Guy with so many injuries since Mom McCarty took those two statues off of her Piano.

And how about that George W. Bush in the last months of his Presidency?  I haven’t seen someone that happy to leave a job since DJ McCarty quit the Bazeley’s Meat Locker.  Isn’t that something?

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!

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