The McCarty Metro - A View From The South

A NOTE FROM LARZ

Since the McCarty Metro has come on-line, computers are becoming very popular in my neighborhood. They all love the first of the month when they get their welfare checks, and the Metro comes out. It is pretty easy to tell the computer owners from the non-computer owners... How you may ask?

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Well, you just might be a computer owner in my neighborhood if...
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... your computer stand is made of 2 x 8's and cinderblocks.
... you think www. in a url is a logo for a wrestlin' organization.
... you've ever been too drunk in the Metro Chat Room.
... your screen saver is a confederate flag and plays Dixie.
... you think a harddrive is a trip to Memphis in the winter.
... your mouse keeps knocking over your spitcan.
... you wonder why your scanner won't pick up police radio calls.
... you try to figure out how to get the empty beer cans into the recyclin' bin.
... you play Frisbee with your CD Rom's
... you use your CD-ROM drive as a beer holder.
... you turn on your computer and say "Come OOOOOOON Betsy".
... you think IBM stands for "Idn't Betsy Marvelous"
... part of your computer is held together with duct tape.
... you think the person that made the keyboard was dumb cuz the letters aint in order.

MY FIRST DATE WITH SARA
Memories of Robby B.

I remember when I was about to go on my first date with Sara, I was nervous about what to talk about. While waiting for Sara to finish primping, I was all alone in the parlor with her parents, so I decided to ask Mr. McCarty for some advice. He replied, "Son, there are three subjects that always work. Those are food, family and philosophy." I was much obliged for the advice, then Sara came out looking beautiful, so we left to our local soda fountain. With ice cream sodas in front of us, we just stared at each other for a long time. As the nervousness built inside me, I remembered Mr. McCarty's advice and chose the first topic. I asked Sara, "Do you like potato pancakes"? She said, "No" and the silence returned. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, I thought of my talk with Mr. M. and turned to the second item on the list. I asked her, "Do you have a brother"? Again, Sara said "No" and there is silence once again. It was time to play my last card. I thought of her father's advice and asked, "If you did had a brother, do you think he would like potato pancakes"?

MAKING THE ROUNDS

My good buddy Emmett is the leader of technology in my neighborhood with the first flat screen TV on our block

Well, its been almost 30 years in the making. See Kelly, I have perfected the first furnace in a party van!

Murle had a new bathroom installed in his house, and I got a new bbq out of the deal

KITTENS FOR SALE
MUST SELL QUICK!

LOVELY LADIES OF LEBANON 2007 CALENDAR

Introducing lovely ladies of Lebanon who are donning themselves in the 2007 calendar

Well, I gotta go for this month.
Carla wants me to take down
our Christmas lights.

See y'all next month...

Lar