.. 7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry | 
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9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore | 
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12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home | 
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MJR Theatres Marketplace Cinema 35400 Van Dyke NE Corner 15 Mile & Van Dyke, Sterling Heights, MI 48312
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Evan Almighty - Evan McCarty, using his stage name Evan Almighty, joins with Johnny Knoxville, Bam, Steve O, Wee Man, and the rest of the Jack-Ass team in some super high-jinx. Watch as Evan torments his parents and sister with many old favorites, including wet willies, pull this, and I reallly gotta go pee (do not try these stunts at home)
| Hairspray - Austin McCarty stars as 1 of 4 college students who are off for their freshman year at Michigan State University. The 4 lads find out that they have 4 TVs, 4 video games, 4 stereos, 4 computers, but no one brought the hair gel. They are then forced to go to the student union, where they walk through a 40 year time warp, only to find they are in 1967. Part time clerk Mike McCarty only has in stock is Brylcream, Dippity Doo, Butch Wax, and 1 can of AquaNet hairspray. (features songs by The Kinks)
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| I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - A scandal rocks Coyle Park as Chucky Brown, and Larry the park director, hook up in matrimony in order to keep dental benefits for Chucky's children. (Kids... disturbing scenes... turn away during the kissing scenes)
| Die Hard 4 - This documentary, hosted by legendary interviewer Rockin' Rob Binge, features Larry McCarty as he reminisces about his life, in relation to all the car batteries he has gone through. He also talks about his old PICWAY days, Just made Lemonade, and the LC Production scandal that rocked the entertainment world. The Querchagrossa brothers come back, and relive stories with Lar about his old car chases in his 4-cylinder Vega. (Also, cameo's of Sophie, and Kill Da Frog Smylnycky, Jim Purcell, and the St. Onge brothers)
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| Ocean's Thirteen - A humble newspaper editor (Mike McCarty) is offered a buy-out at work, not before he petitions the United States government to expand the current 5 oceans of the world, to now include Lakes Michigan, Superior, Huron, Erie, Ontario, Mitchell, Cadillac, and finally... the Grand River. His reasons are purely selfish... to retire to an ocean side cottage. (features more songs by The Kinks)
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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS ED NOTE: I encourage all my readers to send in your celebrity sightings to the McCarty Metro. Each month, we will post them, and the best ones will be nominated for an M&M award in February.
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| THE McCARTY METRO
STOLEN LICENSE PLATES | . |
A woman said her son found his license plate missing so he called the police to file a report. They told him people were stealing the plates to get free gas. Given the rise in gas prices, people have taken to stealing license plates, putting them on their car, then getting gas and running. The gas station will have your license plate # and you could be in trouble for 'pump and run.' Check your car periodically to be sure you still have a plate. If you should find it missing, file a report immediately!!! Keep an eye on your license plate! Make sure you always know it's there! When the license plate is reported as the 'drive off vehicle', it's YOU they contact! Be aware!!!! Be aware of your license plates, most of us never look to see if they're there.   Hey Metro Readers... they've been posting some of former Metro reporter Sara McCarty's articles online... thought you might want to check them out. The AP contacted the Lebanon Democrat to pick up one of her stories about the Klan distributing business cards at homes during the night that said "while you slept, we kept an eye on your neighborhood" -Larry McCarty |
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Hey everyone, I am selling one of my Barry Bonds rookie cards to the highest bidder. And aside from that , I do not believe the steroid stories about Barry and believe he will be completely exonerated of all claims against him and land firmly in the Hall of fame someday. I am including a scanned copy of the card. As you can see, it's in mint condition. - Larry Wendt
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| Beverly Sills, 78, American opera singer, lung cancer. Lady Bird Johnson, 94, First Lady of the United States (1963–1969), natural causes. Tammy Faye Messner, 65, American evangelist, metastatic colon cancer. John Ferguson, 68, Canadian hockey player, general manager, coach and scout, prostate cancer. Joel Siegel, 63, American film critic for Good Morning America on ABC, colon cancer. Tom Snyder, 71, American talk show host and journalist, complications of leukemia. Bill Walsh, 75, American 3-time Super Bowl-winning football coach of the San Francisco 49ers, leukemia.
.  | Daniel J. Dohring, Age 71. July 26, 2007. Beloved husband of Patricia Ann (Treska) Dohring. Loving father of Daniel V. (Lisa) and Michael A. (Barbara) Dohring. Grandfather of Autumn, Thomas, Haley, and Kaitlyn Dohring. Brother of Margaret Leland-Brown and Katherine Gereg. Brother-in-law of Van Alan (Lan Chi) Treska. Predeceased by his brother-in-laws Raymond Leland, Vincent Gereg, Dennis Brown, and William Treska. Mr. Dohring retired from the Detroit Police Department in 1978 after being wounded in the line of duty and from the Detroit Medical Center Security department in 1998. A Memorial Mass will be held at 11:00 a.m. on Friday, August 3 at St. Ronald Catholic Church 17701 15 Mile Rd. Clinton Twp. Visitation will be from 10:30 a.m. until time of Mass. Arrangements by Resurrection Funeral Home. | | . | . |
THE METRO CONSUMER CORNER
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X-Ray Specs
Alright, admit it. Who hasn't seen this swell pair of special glasses advertised in comic books and novelty catalogs? Who has actually ordered a pair? And who knows the secret? The Metro knows... It's feathers! Yes, you read that correctly. A hole, approximately 1/4" in diameter, is punched out from two pieces of cardboard. The feather is glued between the cardboard sheets. If you look through the hole, you are looking through the feather. Holding the hand up to a bright light gives an offset image of the hand. Where the images overlap, the image is darker. It provides the illusion of an x-ray. The rest is pure showmanship. The person wearing the glasses pretends to see through clothing, walls, etc. It's a real hoot! | 
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| . | . | - PROOF OF REINCARNATION
Chris Farley has been reincarnated and is alive
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