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4. A man ordered a length of rope by telephone from his nearest hardware shop. But when he went to collect the rope, he found that the assistant had miswritten the order by interchanging feet and inches, As a result of this, the rope was only 30 percent of the length that the man wanted. So, what length did he want and what length did he get? Answer |
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August Metro Staff
Thank you to the following for their contributions to this month's McCarty Metro Bob Balch, Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Austin McCarty, Chris McCarty, Jerry & Kathlene McCarty,
Kelly & Margaret McCarty, Larry McCarty, Mike McCarty, Steve & Kristen McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Chuck Pottenger, Chris & Bev Rzepka,
Jim & Karen Seeling, Denise Sidor,
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,August Trivia Question What Academy Award nominated movie used sounds from a Michigan State / Notre Dame football game as part of its' soundtrack? |
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Last Month's Results
There is only 1 national TV network that had both Jennifer Lopez and Betty Davis perform live together! What network had this exclusive meeting?
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THE WEATHER CHANNEL
Jennifer and Betty shown below  
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AUGUST QUESTION... Young or old, we have all had fun with video games. The Metro would like to know, what are the greatest video games of all time? | |
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|  Dear Editor, You always give great personal advice. Here's my question. What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? -Dan
ED NOTE: Keep busy, Dan. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
HI ED. MISS YOU. THIS KEYBOARD IS IN ITALIAṆ ££. JUST LOOKED THROUGH THE METRO REALLY FAST, LOOKS GOOD, BUT, FOUND SOME OFFENSIVE THINGS, GUESS I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE! LOVE, M
ED NOTE: Let me guess... you are in the CAPITAL of Italy. |
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Dear Editor, I was wondering if you could ask your brother Steve to explain how exactly you use a pussy belt? -Gwenda
ED NOTE: From Steve... Pussy Belt The proper name is Puss Belt(PB). There is no "Y". A PB is commonly used by big hulking men catching very large fish. I strapped one on while fishing for King Salmon. It is designed to protect your abdomen from unsightly and painful bruising from the fishing pole. You simply place the PB around your waist, insert the long, slender, rigid shaft of the pole into the soft, padded, inviting pocket of the Pussy Belt. Dear Ed: I was flying to LA and there was a woman in front of me sleeping. Lets just call her... Gwendo. Gwendo was snoring and seeping some sort of methane concoction. When the pilot said we will be landing shortly, Gwendo stood at attention, cheeks pinched, and proceeded to crop dust her way down the aisle to the back of the plane. Once comfortably seated in the sound proof commode, we hit a bit of turbulence. Gwendo proceeded to unleash a grenade to the likes that the crapper mechanics at Northwest have never seen before. Question, was it OK to take her pillow when she left her seat? -Steve O
ED NOTE: C'mon both of you!!! Kiss and make up already. |
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 Steve McCarty poses for Father of The Year Award.
Well, yeah, you know I could never convince Kristen to do this for me.
Drat, where's the rest of my pit crew?
Megan... After you change the tire, check my oil!
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Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
.Last Month's Celebrity The Middle One On American Idol Congratulations to... Kathlene, Steve O, Matt Scholl, Karen Seeling, Larry Wendt, Mrs. Steve O, Mike McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Raiff  | 
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If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19, you also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know). |
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