. ..OCTOBER WORD SEARCH . | METRO TOP 10 LIST Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Trick or Treat 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. |
. Somewhere At A Doctor's Office | A Pirate's Problem One day a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Yar, Give me something to drink." While the bartender is pouring the drink, he looks at the pirate and notices the steering wheel. "Hey buddy, you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?" The pirate looks at the bartender and says, "Yar, and it's driving me nuts!" |
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MARGARET'S CRAFT CORNER . Carving Your Jack o' Lantern .Pick out a pumpkin. They are available at farms, Metro Parks or your local grocery store. You can pick up a pumpkin-cutting kit too, or just get a serrated knife, and with adult supervision, create your own masterpiece! . | | Clear off the kitchen table, lay down some newspapers, make sure no one needs the paper for "current events" or other projects. Cut out the bottom of the pumpkin, scoop out the insides, save seeds for baking later. Using a magic marker or a grease pencil is really good (available at hardware stores), draw a face and use a serrated knife to cut out the face. | . Put a votive candle on a plate (non-flammable) light the candle and put the pumpkin on top of the plate. Viola! |
| Baking The Pumpkin Seeds Here's what to do with the pumpkin seeds you extracted from the pumpkin. | 1 1/2 cups pumpkin seeds . 2 tsp. melted butter or oil (olive oil or vegetable oil work well) . salt to taste . Other Taste Options To Try... garlic powder, cayenne pepper, seasoning salt, Cajun blend |
| . Preheat oven to 300° F. While it's O.K. to leave some strings and pulp on your seeds (it adds flavor), clean off any major chunks. Toss pumpkin seeds in a bowl with the melted butter or oil and seasonings of your choice. Spread pumpkin seeds in a single layer on baking sheet. Bake for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally, until golden brown. |
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Margaret Says Practice Your Carving On The Metro Use the pumpkin cutting tool (your mouse) to carve. Push done when finished and your jack 'o lantern will come to life. |