| 3-2 | Glenn Lukas | 14 | 14th time is a charm.
It will no longer be like kissing your f@*%in sister. |
| 2-1 | * Steve McCarty | 13 | Oh so close. Needed one more SoCo to warm his cockles.
Is certain to get his cigar butt closest to the ashtray |
| 5-2 | * Mike Wiacek | 21 | Bid for 8th green rag for his garage will fall short. Will just have to buy rags from JCPenney mens department like the rest of us. |
| 4-1 | * Kelly McCarty | 21 | Everyone seems to differ on how well Kelly will play.
However, there is no dispute here... His cockles WILL be warm! |
| 5-1 | Ben Toner | 6 | Place in fairway that he and Larry Wendt did it, is still roped off.
The squirrels are still traumatized. |
| 6-1 | Frank Merriam | 21 | Has traveled the farthest to come to Gull Lake.
As far as the green jacket... This Pittsburgh native won't 'Steeler' away |
| 6-1 | Steve Kobylczyk | 12 | Cannot win because no one knows how to spell last name
Besides that... he sucks. |
| 6-1 | * John Russo | 20 | Limping around the course, John is getting knee replaced after this tournament. (I think I would try replacing the putter first) |
| 8-1 | * Matt Scholl | 1 | Rookies buy beer all week long for everyone
(just kidding Matt... only for Jerome, Kelly & Steve) |
| 8-1 | * Robert Balch | 15 | Has to put up with Glenn's swearing on the course
Has to put up with Kelly's swearing on the job |
| 10-1 | * Jerome Klotz | 3 | After playing a day and a half, and a disappointing finish at last years' event, Lefty vows to win this tournament or get drunk trying |
| 10-1 | Don Lambert | 6 | Has been deemed a sleeper this year. However, Don has demanded that Ben not sleep in the nude and crawl into bed with him |
