Having been happily married for 21 years, several of my friends have asked me what the secret is to a successful relationship. I of course sent them to the bookstore to purchase my hardcover masterpiece called "I'm Brad Savage, And I Have A Successful Relationship... MMMMM" for only $24.95. WAIT... If you order now, you will get with it the bonus book "Brad Savage & The Cockroaches, All Funked Up". You think that's enough... NO!!! WE GOT MORE.... You will also receive 10 45rpm records of Cockroach Party b/w 3 Stooges Rock & Roll. Quite The Deal. However, if you can't make it to the bookstore.... I have decided to share with my McCarty Metro readers the short list of how to make a woman happy. Just remember this is the short list HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO...
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO...
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT...
54. Never to forget birthdays, anniversaries, or arrangements she makes |
Likewise, not to ignore the opposite sex, I would like to include my short list on how to make a man happy. HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked
2. Bring food PLEASE NOTE THAT FOOD IS OPTIONAL! |
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