| When We Were Kids | Now |
| Kris Kringle gets arrested by the Burgermeister for giving out Sugar Plums on Christmas In “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” | Mel Gibson gets arrested by the California Highway Patrol for calling an officer Sugar Tits in “Christmas in Malibu” |
| A snowman comes to life after putting on an old hat and a corn cob pipe in “Frosty the Snowman” | Bobby Brown comes to life after putting on a Kangol cap and smoking a crack pipe in “Whitney and Bobby’s Holiday” |
| After he sees Cindy Loo Hoo in Whoville, the Grinch’s heart grows 5 sizes in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” | After he sees Drake and Josh on the Disney Channel, Michael Jackson’s pants grow 3 sizes in “A Neverland Christmas” |
| Rudolf and Hermie the Elf search all over for the Abominable Snowman in “Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer” | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito try to pronounce the word “abominable” in “California State of the State Speech” |
| A boy plays his drum for the baby Jesus to give him a true gift of the heart in “The Little Drummer Boy” | Simon tells a little drummer boy he is “dreadful” and tells him to find a new line of work in “American Christmas Idol” |
| Kris Kringle sneaks into children’s homes and leaves toys, without their parents knowing in “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” | Chris Hanson catches an Internet predator called Kringle086 as he meets a child on Christmas Eve in “It’s a Dateline NBC Christmas” |
| Mary Bailey runs around the whole town To get help for her husband George Bailey After George loses all of his money in “It’s a Wonderful Life” | Joey Grecco videotapes a woman who sneaks behind her husband’s back to meet George Wainwright in “Cheaters Christmas Special” |
| Linus explains the true meaning of Christmas to a depressed Charlie Brown by reciting the story of the birth of the baby Jesus in “It’s Christmas Charlie Brown” | Dr. Phil explains to a depressed housewife that “If you hang a turd from the ceiling, don’t expect anyone to kiss you under it” in “Dr. Phil’s Christmas Special” |
