- DATELINE MACOMB, MI
Mom McCarty had new window treatments installed this past month. JoAnne Patlewicz designed and created the new drapes. Aren't they just lovely?
| - DATELINE ROCHESTER, MI
Here is a picture I took today when I took your Mom to hook up with Aunt Joan and the Murray girls. I wish I could write about it, but I'm under strict orders to not discuss what goes on at the annual Murray Girls get-away from our kids and husbands weekend. I can say that there were margaritas, whoppers, big M & M's and comforters & quilts.
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DATELINE WASHINGTON DC
In a recent report trying to find the difference between females who are Republican and those who are Democrats, the Metro sent reporter Steve McCarty out in the field to file a report. He came back saying he could not find many differences. Both parties ladies for the most part are all intelligent, well educated women, who care deeply for this country. Although their philosophies may be different, they share the same zeal for their causes. Steve's basic finding is that the differences are very subtle, although he sided with the Republicans. 
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- DATELINE PARIS, FRANCE
The McCarty Metro is sad to report that Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.
Blast From The Past Celebrity Sighting Remembered
Several years ago, while out in California, I ran into the bully from the Little Rascals, Thomas Bond, aka "Butch". I thought it would be funny to go up and say, "I know you ... Bond ... Thomas Bond". That's when he picked up the brick, hit me in the head, and yelled: "Get out of here you meathead!" Apparently he thought I was Rob Riner."
Metro I Team The crack staff at the McCarty Metro went out to find why women live longer than men. It is illustrated below.
AND FINALLY... Metro reporter/artist Mike McCarty will now have another character to draw. It seems they finally located Popeye's mom. We at the McCarty Metro, from time-to-time, like to bring you current news from other publications that might be of interest to our Metro readers. Do you have an article you would like to share? Scan it and attach it in an e-mail, or just send me the url. |
