Question:

This doesn't have anything to do with Mixology, but if I drove my car at the speed of light and turned on the lights, what would happen? -DUI Boy.

Alas, hapless traveler, not only am I an accomplished tender of Mixology, but I also have a degree to teach science. A car cannot travel at the speed of light. According to the links in the Astronomy and Space category, only bodies without mass can move at the required 186,000 miles per second, so the simple answer is, nothing. But that's no fun. The beauty of this brainteaser is that it helps to shed light (so to speak) on some of the more interesting properties of Albert Einstein's theories of relativity. That must be why the question is often posed in online science forums. In fact, headscratchers like this originally inspired Einstein to explore his theories -- and judging by the scientist's frazzled hairstyle, they may have caused him to literally scratch his head more than once.

Theoretically, the family minivan could come close to the speed of light. Given that distant possibility, some sources claim its headlights would work as advertised. How? Light travels at a constant speed.

As fun as it sounds, we don't recommend you take the trip. The amount of gas needed to fuel such a fantastic voyage would be prohibitively expensive. Plus there's a good chance you'd suffer a horrible death in the attempt. So, for safety's sake, keep your headlights focused on the interstate, or better yet, stay at home this Thanksgiving, and sip some Wild Turkey.

Cooking that Thanksgiving Turkey

When the Metro Editor told me that the Recipe page was being cancelled due to low interest, I thought that it was a shame, since we are coming to that time of year when entertaining is very important. So, I am going to combine the two pages (Mixology and Recipe) and bring you "How to Cook a Thanksgiving Turkey"