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Dear Readers, 

I received this material from Larry McCarty, who lives in Tennessee. He got them from a Metro reporter in Iraq (I will keep his identity a secret). These photos were for a "funny" Metro submission, but the sending reporter wanted the OK from Larry (I guess Larry is the Redneck leader or something) before it went to press.

Anyways... Here goes....

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ED NOTE!!!

Yes, we at the McCarty Metro have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. But, I think it's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values  home, family, country and God.  If I  had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threatened my life, I'd choose  a half  dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit --  that's what rednecks are made of. So, here is a little more redneck humor????

You  might be a redneck if:

  • It never occurred to you to be offended by the  phrase, "One nation, under God. . "
  • You've never protested about  seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
  • You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
  • You bow your head when someone prays.
  • You take your hat off,  stand and place your  hand over your heart when they  play the National Anthem or Old Glory pass by.
  • You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always  have.
  • You've never burned an American flag.
  • You know what you  believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
  • You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
  • You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
I think the country would be a better place if there were more rednecks!

God Bless America

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