Dear Readers, I received this material from Larry McCarty, who lives in Tennessee. He got them from a Metro reporter in Iraq (I will keep his identity a secret). These photos were for a "funny" Metro submission, but the sending reporter wanted the OK from Larry (I guess Larry is the Redneck leader or something) before it went to press. Anyways... Here goes.... Tennessee SUV | Tennessee Fishin' Hole | Tennessee Cruiser | | | |
ED NOTE!!! Yes, we at the McCarty Metro have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. But, I think it's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threatened my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. So, here is a little more redneck humor???? You might be a redneck if: - It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "
- You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
- You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
- You bow your head when someone prays.
- You take your hat off, stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem or Old Glory pass by.
- You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
- You've never burned an American flag.
- You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
- You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
- You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
I think the country would be a better place if there were more rednecks!God Bless America
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