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I traveled to Spain this past month. The only thing worse than flying 18 hours in economy class in the back of the bus to Spain is actually landing in that country.

Spain is Spanish for a back-asswards country where they don't use deodorant. All they talk about is how long they live. Maybe that is because all they eat is fish, drink wine, and do a really good job at growing shrubs out of their ears and nose holes. They take a two hour siesta in the afternoon, perhaps they should use that time for some facial extremity pruning.

While in Spain, I taught myself some Spanish. A few of the translations follow with English first, then Spanish:

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Put it all together in Spanish...Hey Pentaco, I have to take a piss-o . Most of these people don't appear to even understand their own language. To top it off, I flew back on Sunday and my luggage decided to stay in Madrid for a few extra days. Hey Spirit, Delta Sucks too.

Seriously though, the purpose of the trip was a business school seminar for representatives of our firm from around the world. 18 countries were represented. I had an awesome trip, I learned a few things, took in some great scenery, and I met a bunch of great people. There is nothing better than the good old USA!!