Do you have something to say? Is it a gripe about something that's upsetting you? Or, perhaps would you just like to say something good about something? Whatever, we want to hear about it. In addition, we'll let all of our readers know what it is.
Dear Metro Editor:
Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working at the McCarty Metro office. Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh terrorist, Bin Workin, has not been found anywhere. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. Given the fact you are reading this email right now...and not working, you are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.
-Donald Rumsfeld
Hey Ed:
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
I HATE WINTER! I HATE WINTER!
-Someone who doesn't live in a LA, or have a condo in Florida.PS. I don't need to go to Frankenmuth. I built my own snow sculpture. | 
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Dear Metro:
I, Spark Ninetales, am trying to create an awesome Pokemon website named Bubblebeam. I need images, ideas, well you get the picture... Post this on your site so all you pokemaniacs can send me your great ideas.
-Spark ED NOTE: YIKES ?!?!
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