A Metro Funny Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on bench during break. One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains, I know you are about my age, How do you feel? Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe." Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???" "Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants." |