During the Blackout of 2003, there was nothing to do. With no TV, stereo, computer, or running water, we had to make due. Our family sat around in darkness trying to entertain ourselves. I started to remember some of the games from years past. Back in the days of my childhood. Needless to say, injuries were kept to a minimum. See how many of these you remember. Wowie Toppers ... Followed by 52 Card Pickup Hide The Belt Leg Wrestling (It's not the same without Mike) Foot Hockey My Name Is Andy I See Something Why 'You Hittin' Yourself? Next One Who Makes A Noise... The Dark Game The Flashlight Game We finally settled in on who could tell the funniest joke. This was the winner... A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on the belt, and seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk said, "Cause you're uglier 'n Shit." |