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Merry Christmas!

Metro Party And Annual Christmas Sing-Along
The McCarty Metro Christmas party and sing-along is scheduled for December 24 at Mom McCarty's house. All employees, family and friends are invited. The high balls will be coming out early.

Christmas Drawing
The word "rigged" has been used in past years, and this one is no exception. However, in front of 3 generations of McCartys, the annual Christmas drawing was performed at Mom's house. With a $25 maximum limit, it will be very difficult for many of these McCartys to go over the limit.

Ann drew Kristen
Andy drew Steve
Kristen drew Carla
Steve drew Andy
Kathlene drew Karen
Jerry drew Kelly
Margaret drew Kathlene
Kelly drew Mike
Carla drew Ann
Larry drew Jerry
Rick drew Larry
Dennis drew Rick
Karen drew Margaret
Mike drew Dennis

New McCarty house takes shape
Ryan McCarty and his fiancée, Missy Stabler, will occupy a brand new crib when they get married in summer. The house is rising in a new subdivision near Hudsonville. We anticipated your next question. They're both teachers in the Zeeland School District. He teaches second grade in one school; she teaches kindergarten in another.

LA Food Mission
Jerry McCarty, once again, gave up some holiday time to feed the hungry at the LA Mission. Faces like Nick Nolte, Gary Coleman, Abe Vigoda, Kenny G., Michael Bolton, Frank Stalone,and Tattoo (from Fantasy Island), all waited in line to get a finger scoop of mashed potatoes from Jer. Actually, the lead singer of The Cockroaches was seen serving mashed potatoes to Alyssa Milano's (Whos the Boss) gravy. Gossip, Gossip, Gossip!

New Coach At Fraser
Is it 1998, or 2003? The Fraser Rambler basketball team will have a familiar face on the bench. One time star Chris McCarty is now on the coaching staff. He, along with Marshall Wandrei will try to restore the roar back to the basketball program. During his playing days, the Ramblers made it to the state quarterfinals, and garnered "Team of the Year" honors. You can keep up with the team as Chris is also continuing the 7 year history of the Basketball web site.

Dateline: Baltimore
Officer Andy McCarty showed son Sam the proper way to cross a busy street recently. Sam learned some valuable lessons in this mock exercise:
1. One-dimensional cars are only available in solid blue or red.
2. Baltimore streets are narrow but in excellent shape.
3. My Dad has long arms, able to reach from the curb to the middle of a busy roadway.

George Ford is sinking!
George Ford Elementary School on Marlowe Street in Detroit is closed until at least spring. The foundation is sinking and inspectors fear for the safety of its students. Ken Chalk (a George Ford alum) passes this story along after seeing it on TV in November. The story mentioned that there would be a possibility of gas and water pipes breaking. And now, for an editorial comment from Ken: Wouldn't you know it -- we hand over the school to the next generation and they break it. Or would that be two generations ago?

CMU Is The Choice
High School senior, Brad McCarty, has chosen Central Michigan University. The 6'7" Fraser Rambler cites the following reasons for his decision. 
1. There is a 24 hour McDonalds off campus 
2. The fabulous babes there.
3. I'm a legacy... They gotta take me!


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