LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Editor,
I think the winners of the Dan McCarty Golf Classic cheated! How about you?
-2nd place again Dear Place Mat,
Did the Munn-sters cheat? I don't know, but I do know the real winners of the DMGC was the Michigan Chapter of the Lupus Foundation. They walked out with a check for over $6400 thanks to the diligent efforts of Steve and Kristen McCarty, the hard work of a dozen or so workers who gave their time for the event, and the generosity of 132 golfers who had a great time.
Hey Ed.,
Last issue on the Savage Page, you insinuated that 1 McCarty was gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but I just want to know... Is it me???
-Swingin' in Saudi Dear Menace Man,
ABSOLUTELY NOT! However, I have noticed a upward swing in Middle Eastern women whom you have dated turning to lesbianism over the last couple of years. Coincidence???
Dear Ed.
You seem to have an answer for everything, so I'm giving you a question on religion. My family and I want to get back to a religious life, but every church and faith says something a little different. What is the truth?
-Trying Out Churches Dear People Who Sit In Their Own Pew,
There are 3 religious truths. 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do no recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
Dear Metro,
Will the Cockroaches ever reunite and play together again?
- CD-less in CA Dear Record Boy,
Of course they will. Not since the original battle of the ants vs. the flying ants on Sussex will the people see such a site. In fact, why don't you call all your friends right now, along with all the insects and all the termites. Hey Metro readers.... Got a question for me. Fill out the form below to send it. |