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I was forwarded this e-mail and found the information astounding. However, what is more astounding is the extra categories that I added at the end. Read this and be amazed! When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent. Due to my diligent research, these are some of the other amazing conclusions that I researched. If we could expand the McCarty's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:. 90 would be male and 10 would be female. 10 (and the wives) would would be the only ones to think that the Steve and Kristen's "SWAMI" video was funny. 10 would have the misfortune to be in a bike accident, then another bike accident, then back their cars over a fire hydrant, getting in another bike accident, pull their cars over a curb and park on a lawn, getting hit on the head by a hockey puck, all while writing for a city newspaper. Interesting!!! 100 people would think that an LC Production video is ungodly long. 20 would be members of the Knights of Columbus, and 10 of them like it so much that they drink there often and become Deputy Grand Knight. Believe it or not, same as the world population, only 89 would still be heterosexual. 10 people would be living overseas, and would be certain that they are God's gift to the 52 females of the world. 80 would be, or are going, bald. (saved by Mom and DJ) About 30 or so do not talk to the 10 of me. 50 will admit they are not golfers, 40 will say they are (but can't), while only 10 ever really could golf. All 100 just love the McCarty Metro! | |
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