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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob ďBe My ValentineĒ Hope and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky start to 2018 with the McCartys.

How about Ryan, Missy, and their kids going to Disneyís Epcot? Wasnít that something? Their kids havenít enjoyed ďBreakfast with GoofyĒ so much since Grandpa Mike came by with some Wheaties. Isnít that wild?

How about those McCartyís going to Las Vegas? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen that many losers since the 2008 Detroit Lions. Isnít that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty losing at Mississippi Stud? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone with that bad of a hand since Bob Dole. Isnít that something?

And how about that Steve McCarty gambling on Dice? Wasnít that something? I have seen anyone crap out like that since Kelly and Jerry drank bad water in New Mexico. Isnít that wild?

How about Bob winning $700 in ďLet it RideĒ? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone from Tennessee that happy to see a flush, since Elvis had 6 Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches at Graceland. Isnít that wild?

How about Dennis winning $50 at a Wonder Woman slot machine. Isnít that wild? I havenít seen Dennis get that many spins since he drank a Harvey Wallbanger at MSU. Isnít that something?

And how about Mike McCarty and Rick McCarty sharing a room at Harrah's? Wasnít that something? I havenít heard that much snoring since the UHYís seminar on the new Tax Code. Isnít that wild?

And how Austin McCarty dressing up with a Boa and Big White 70ís glasses? I havenít seen anyone enjoy doing Elton John that much since Bernie Taupin. Isnít that wild?

Thank you! I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day, a Happy Presidents Day, and...

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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