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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob ďHappy HolidaysĒ Hope and I want to tell you it has been a wild and wacky holiday season with the McCartys.

How about that Gene Skladnowski finding out he was a McCarty from his DNA Test. Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone that happy to find Cousins since the Washington Redskins. Isnít that something?

How about Mike and Karen going to Portugal? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anybody that happy to be in Europe since Roman Polanski. Isnít that wild?

How about Jerry McCarty having Chemotherapy, Uranium Injections, and a Lupron injection all during Thanksgiving Week? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anyone have to deal with that many pricks in one week since Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Isnít that something?

How about Olivia McCarty celebrating her 4th Birthday at Chuck E. Cheese? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen a McCarty get that many tickets since Larry McCarty sold his Plymouth Duster. Isnít that wild?

How about Larry and Gina building a carport for their Golf Cart? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen anything in Tennessee that unstable since Miley Cyrus? Isnít that something?

How about Steve McCarty, Larry, and Gina going to Maggianoís to listen to Jeff Alfiero play piano? Wasnít that something? I have seen anyone play with that many keys since Schneider on ďOne Day at a Time.Ē Isnít that wild?

How about all the McCarty Brothers going to Las Vegas in January? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen a meeting of that many losers since the San Francisco 49ers played the Cleveland Browns. Isnít that something?

Merry Christmas and...

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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