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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Springtime" Hope, and I wanna tell you, it's been a busy month around the McCarty family...

How about Steve McCarty taking his nephews Brad and Austin to opening day for the Detroit Tigers? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen a more popular uncle in Detroit since Uncle Kracker. Isnít that wild?

And how about Larry McCarty singing Happy Birthday to Lauren from a German Beirgarten. Wasnít that wild? I havenít enjoyed watching an American in German Bars since Hoganís Heroes. Isnít that something?

And how about all the questions Kristen McCarty is getting about her spring break trip to the Bahamas with Megan and Jenna? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anyone questioned that much about a Spring Break since Joran Van Der Sloot? Isnít that wild?

How about that Steve McCarty taking Mom McCarty for McDonaldís Filet of Fish before the Stations of the Cross? Isnít that wild? If they had McDonaldís in Jesus' time, there would be a station called ďJesus Burps for the Second TimeĒ. Isnít that something?

How about Steve McCarty going to opening day with Willie Lanier a former KC Football Player. Isnít that something? I havenít seen a more popular Chief in Detroit since John Nichols. Isnít that wild?

How about Evan McCarty passing his Driverís Test? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen a bigger threat to Los Angeles drivers since El Nino. Isnít that something?

How about Dana McCarty and her boyfriend Brady going to the La Brea Tar Pits. Wasnít that something? They havenít seen that many fossils since Kathleneís Bunko Group in Valencia. Isnít that wild?

How about Michael McCarty being heckled by an old lady at the Shelby Crossing Nursing Home while he was playing his guitar? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen a poor confused old person physically restrained like that since the last United Airlines flight to Louisville. Isnít that wild?

And how about Steve McCarty going to the last game at Joe Louis Arena? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen a place with so many Red Wing memories go since they tore down Cheetahís in Windsor. Isnít that something?

How about the Brad Savage and the Cockroach Video ďSheís Not RightĒ getting over 2,000 views in 24 hours? Wasnít that something? I havenít seen anything that bad go viral since Legionaireís Disease. Isnít that wild?

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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