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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Bob "Gimme A Hotdog Off the Hibachi" Hope, and I wanna tell you, this has been a pretty busy start to the summer for the McCartys...

How about Megan McCarty graduating from High School? Isnít that something? I havenít seen anyone with that many Aís since a The Panama Banana Band. Isnít that wild?

How about Austin working in Germany and driving on the Autobahn. Isnít that wild? I havenít seen a McCarty drive that fast since Dan McCarty tried to get 18 Holes in at 7:00PM at Partridge Creek. Isnít that something?

How about Jerry having a CT Scan, MRI Scan, and Gastro Scan? Isnít that something? I havenít seen anyone spend that much time being scanned since Mr. T went through the TSA Line. Isnít that wild?

How about Steve and Kristen holding a 4th of July Party? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen people looking forward to a grilling that much since Jeff Sessions testified before Congress. Isnít that something?

How about Brad McCarty going to the Detroit Zoo on Fatherís Day. Wasnít that something. Brad hasnít seen Lions look that lethargic since he went to Ford Field. Isnít that wild!

How about Austin going to Bonnaroo? Wasnít that wild? I havenít seen Red Hot Chili Peppers make such a reaction in Tennessee since Elvis Presley ordered Heuvos Rancheros at the Cracker Barrel. Isnít that something?

How about Scott Marion doing Donuts for Dads at Kaleighís school? Isnít that something? Scott hasnít seen that many Old Fashions since he went in Rick McCartyís closet. Isnít that wild?

How about that McCarty Metro Film Contest Coming up? Isnít that wild? I havenít seen that many bad things made in 4 Minutes since Mom McCarty served Banquet TV Dinners. Isnít that something?

How about Gina and Larry attending ďJazz with a ViewĒ in Nashville. Wasnít that something? They havenít enjoyed a Jam Session that much since Smuckers came out with Strawberry-Blackberry Preserves. Isnít that wild?

How about Brad Savage and the Cockroaches raising money for Cancer by selling their song ďBack in the 80sĒ? Isnít that wild. I havenít seen a record promotion this unsuccessful since Bill Veeck did Disco Demolition at Comiskey Park. Isnít that something?

         You can catch more of Bob Hope's Tweets From Heaven on Twitter @bobhopeinheaven

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