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METRO READERS FIGHTING CANCER

David Lipinski

Barbara Calati Guzdial

Barbara Calati

Jerry McCarty

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CANCER CHARITIES YOU CAN SUPPORT

American Cancer Society

St. Judes Children’s Research Hospital

Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Center

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Cancer is not funny, but life sure is. I was diagnosed with Spinal Cancer in December, 2015 and here’s some funny things that happened in the last month...

Because of Blood Clots in my legs, I had to have 2 shots in stomach...

Nurse:  “OK, I’m going to clean off your tummy and your gonna feel a little prick.”
Me:  “Justin Beiber is a little prick.  That’s a huge needle!”


In Las Vegas with my brothers...

Me:  “I’m taking hormones and now only shave every other day”
Kelly: (feeling my cheek) “Wow, that is smooth.  Steve!  Come here and feel Jerry’s face!”
Steve:  “Nice, that ‘s like a baby’s behind!”


In the Hospital, getting an Ultrasound (While Nurse is putting that Gel on me)...

Me:  “We’re really hoping for twins, but don’t tell me if it’s a boy or a girl, I want to be surprised”.


At Home...

Me:  “The Chemotherapy gives me gas and makes me fart a lot, but they don’t smell”
Kathlene: “I think the Cancer has spread to your nose, because they smell terrible”

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