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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, this Bob “Trick or Treat” Hope and I wanna tell you that I’m looking forward to a Wild and Wacky October.

How about that great season start the Detroit Lions are off to. Isn’t that wild? I haven’t seen a Lion score that much since Bert Lahr went to Tijuana. Isn’t that something?

How about the Detroit Tigers’ Justin Verlander winning 24 games. Isn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone hurl that much since Larry McCarty tried Everclear. Isn’t that wild?

And speaking of baseball, how about the collapse of the Boston Red Sox and the Atlanta Braves. Wasn't that something? I hadn't seen anyone slide that fast since Jerry McCarty polished the Coyle Park slide with wax paper. Isn't that wild?

And did you see the Wall Street negative reaction to Obama’s Stimulus Package. Wasn’t that something? I haven’t seen anyone that disappointed in a package since Chaz Bono’s last girlfriend. Isn’t that wild? 

And how about those 2 American hikers who were released from Iran. Wasn't that something? I haven't seen such as standoff since Mike McCarty was detained by Coal Yard officials after hiking around the Coal Yard. Isn't that wild?

And how about that Wally moving out of the Goldridge neighborhood. Isn’t that wild? I have seen people that anxious to see somebody move since Christopher Reeve fell off his horse. Isn’t that something?

And did you see that Mike McCarty had lunch with Ken Chalk, Bill Schimdt, Mike Dakesian, and Crayton Ishi? Wasn’t that something? I have seen that much Gray Anatomy since NBC ran back-to-back episodes. Isn’t that wild? 

And how about that UARS Scientific Atmospheric Testing Satellite falling to earth? Wasn’t that wild? I haven’t been that afraid of getting hit in the head by nerdy stuff, since Austin McCarty went skydiving. Isn’t that something?

And how about that power outage in the southwest United States in early September. Wasn't that wild? The only person getting around just fine was Jerry McCarty. He cited that his experience playing the "Dark Game" on Sussex gave him the edge.

Good evening Ladies & Gentlemen, and have a Happy Halloween.

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