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1. What's this?

HAPPY 2U
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  2. What's this?

SITTING
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 3. What's this?

3' SALE

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4. Can you tell what word goes in front of all of these words?
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river
belly
stone
pages

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5.  What king can you make if you take the head of a lamb, the middle of a pig, the hind of a buffalo, and the tail of a dragon?

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6. There are many words to which you can add the letter "S" to make plural nouns. There are very few that become singular again if you add another s. Can you name two?

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TRIVIA
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There are 11 body parts that have only 3 letters (no slang or profanity allowed Steve!). See who can name the most.
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LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
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here is only 1 US president buried in Washington DC. 
Who is that President?

Woodrow Wilson

Remember... JFK is buried in Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia

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THANK YOU TO OUR MARCH CONTRIBUTORS

Mike Borelli, Marie Browski, Gerry Bufalini, Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty
Kelly McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez
Millard, Pickney, Chuck Pottenger, Denise Sidor, Ben Toner, Mike Wiacek

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Last Month's Captions

My Spidey sense tells me there is Krispy Kreme close by
It's just a little water weight.
Kelly! It's St. Patrick's Day, not Halloween!
Auditions for Superhero's Biggest Loser
George "The Animal" Steele's New Persona
A retired Spider Man is the newest celebrity on Dancing With The Stars
Thank you for auditioning, sir. If Tobey Maguire gets hit by a car, we'll call you. Don't call us.
Oh my how you've grown Spiderman
Ladies & Gentlemen, Brad Savage after the music career
Is he strong? Listen Bud. He's got Hi-Cholesterol Blood

SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Last Month's Celebrity Was 
Simon Cowell

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NOBODY
GOT IT!!!

David Letterman's Top 10 Slogans On A McCarty's Shamrock
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"Begora I'm Not Wearin' Pants"
"McBeat Me Up!"
"Top of The Mornin' To You Putz".
"Kiss My Big Green Irish Behind"
"The Mailman's Little Leprechaun"
"Just Call Me McLovin"
"Wearin' o' The Green Underwear"
"I'm Irish Today. I'll Be A Nerd Again Tomorrow"
"I'm a Likein The Irish Coffee In The Teachers Lounge"
"Hey Red. Who Peed On Your Head"
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