June 6, 2009
The 14th Annual
To Benefit The Lupus Alliance of Michigan
Twin Lakes Golf & Swim Club
|QUIK BRAIN TEEZERS|
1. What's this?
2. What's this?
3. What's this?
I have a friend named Albert. He is a 30 year
old butcher. He wears a size 13 shoe, is six
feet tall, has a 17" neck and wears a
42-long suit. What does he weigh? Answer
A friend was telling me, "I have eight sons
and each has one sister." In total, how
many children does my friend have? Answer
Johnny's mother had four children. The first was
April, the second was May, and the third was
June. What was the name of her fourth child? Answer
is unusual about this long sentence? Dennis,
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora,
Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale,
Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida,
Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara,
Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan,
Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl,
Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil,
Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel and Ellen
Of the top 10 items sold in grocery stores around the
country, only 2 items are not food. What are those 2
.LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER
How many former US presidents are
not buried in the United States?
They are the four living presidents. Carter, Bush Sr.,
Bush Jr. and Clinton are not buried in the United
THOSE WHO CORRECTLY ANSWERED...
Fail Guy, Raelene, Matt, Bill W
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Borrelli, Gerry Bufalini, Kathy Harris, Jerry McCarty,
Kathlene McCarty, Kelly
Mike McCarty, Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Denise Sidor,
Ben Toner, & All Our Friends At The Grand Rapids
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Last Month's Captions
Hello, Lions fans, I'm Matt Stafford. Uh, your
No. 1 draft pick? Your new QB?
HEADLINE: LIONS DRAFT PICK STAFFORD ON FIRE
first low-budget face transplant patient is burning up with
Kathlene! I think the wildfires are getting close
I can't take another Lions home game!
Ah... Houston. I think we have a problem
gosh, the car is wrecked
NO MR. BILL!!!!!
your heart out, Michael Jackson!
bag... The bag... The bag is on FIRE!"
you ever get a burning sensation in your sack??
the old flaming bag of poop trick
blowing out the candles on his birthday cake
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
Last Month's Celebrity Was
Margaret, Epic Fail Guy, Karen S, Jerry M,
Steve O, Lynne R, GR Mac, Matt, Ryan & Missy, Meg S,
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