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BREAKING NEWS: CHRIS McCARTY & AMANDA WESTFALL GET MARRIED IN MEXICO!

SAVE THESE DATES.
Chris & Amanda's Upcoming 
Wedding Receptions 


July 18, 2009 - In Oregon
September 5, 2009 - In Michigan

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1. What's this?

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DECISION

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  2. What's this?

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 3. What's this?

TOM oooooooo

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4. In Grand Rapids, Michigan, 5% of all the people living there have unlisted phone numbers. If Mike was to select 100 names at random from the phone book, on average, how many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers? Answer

5. A cop was walking past a restaurant when he heard someone scream - "No John, not the gun!" He ran inside and and saw a doctor, a lawyer, a milkman, and a dead body on the floor. He promptly walked over to the milkman and arrested him. He didn't witness the shooting and there was no apparent evidence to prove who shot the person and no one told him who the killer was. How did the policeman instantly know it was the milkman?  Answer

JULY TRIVIA
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Question: How many months in the US have no major religious or national holidays? 

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.LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER

Of the top 10 items sold in grocery stores around the country, only 2 items are not food. What are those 2 items?
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Toilet Paper & Batteries
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Congratulations To:
Jerry M.

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THANK YOU TO OUR JULY STAFF

Mike Borelli, Gerry Bufalini, Chandra Clarke,  Lance DeVous, Dan Gibson,
Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty, Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty,
Larry McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Mike McCarty, Ryan McCarty,
Gwenda Perez, Chuck Pottenger, Beverly Rzepka, Denise Sidor,
Ben Toner, Bev Van Walleghm, Larry Wendt

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METRO CAPTION CONTEST
Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photo

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Last Month's Captions

Jim and Spock reach the final frontier
Vulcan anatomy is different than humans, turn your head and cough
Spock, it's time for your yearly breast exam
Bad Touch
Hey his boobs are pointy too!
Damn it Jim! For the last time my boobs are not bigger than yours!
"And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yooooooooooooouuuu..."
Oh man, they're beaming up 'Brad Savage and the Cockroaches' to play for the annual trekky ball!
SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Last Month's Celebrity Was 
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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WINNERS
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Karen S, Jerry M, Kathlene M, Lance D, Matt S, Steve O, Shallow, Bruce H

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METRO WORD OF THE MONTH

Definition: The teeth of a resident of Tennessee
Sentence: Bubba has Summer Teeth - summer here and summer there.

JUST IN CASE...

Just in case you had nothing to think about today ....At five minutes and six seconds after 4:00 a.m. on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be:

This will never happen again in our lifetimes. 

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MY MEXICAN NIGHTMARE


The night your Metro editor ate enchiladas
and drank the water in Mexico

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