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McCarty Metro President's Day Math Problem

The first who submits the correct answer to me will be declared the winner.

First, take the number of US Presidents who never attended college

Then Add

The number of US Presidents who never had children

Then Subtract

The number of US Presidents who never held any other elective office

Finally Multiply By

The number of US presidents who served an entire term without a vice

TRIVIA
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Q. With President's Day being celebrated in February, there is only 1 US president buried in Washington DC. Who is that President?
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LAST MONTH'S TRIVIA ANSWER

In the history of the NBA, what head coach has the most wins with the same team?

Congratulations to: Gwenda, Ryan & Missy, Jerry

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUBMISSIONS THIS MONTH

Mike Borelli, Marie Browski, Gerry Bufalini, Austin McCarty, Brad McCarty
Dana McCarty, Evan McCarty, Jenna McCarty, Jerry McCarty, Kathlene McCarty
Kelly McCarty, Kristen McCarty, Margaret McCarty, Megan McCarty, Mike McCarty

Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney, Chuck Pottenger, Todd Rammler, Denise Sidor, & Amanda Westfall

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Submit an interesting or funny caption for this photo

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Last Month's Captions

 If the US Postal Service Declares this man Santa Claus, the State of Michigan will not dispute it!!
 I wish they would fix that hole in the ceiling!!!
 You should have seen my desk when we were putting out the Metro with carbon paper.
 How many of you people like to drink vodka and orange juice? I Yeah!!!
 I know that bluegrass page is around here some place!
 MARGARET!!! CAN YOU EDIT THIS???
 Hey, who put the condom on my head????
 Who trashed the office by putting Eric's picture on the wall?

SECRET CELEBRITY
Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
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Last Month's Celebrity Was 
Tina Fey

WINNERS?

NOBODY
GOT IT!!!

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David Letterman's Top 10 McCarty Tips For A Romantic Valentine's Day 
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Splash on a little Aqua Velva
Shampoo and condition your... Oh... never mind
Name a camel after her -DP
Get the record boy to play a little soft rock over dinner. Cherry Pie by Warrant will be fine.
Show her a good time at the movies! She can have a large pop OR a medium popcorn.. but not both 
Have a violinist brought over to your table and see if he knows "Cripple Creek" 
Show her your sensitive side by releasing gas quietly, and not with loud fart noises
"Say it with cubic zirconia" 
Sit on the porch in front of the outdoor fire while freezing you ass off 
Ask if she wants to hear about how you "Lost the Cause"
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Tonto and The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "It tell me you dumber than buffalo dung... Someone stole tent."

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One of the most interesting sites I have ever seen. Just put your mouse on a city anywhere in the world and the newspaper headlines pop up... Double click and the page gets larger....

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