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How many strings does a banjo have? Five too many…
Why do they bury banjo players 20 feet deep? Because they really are good people deep down…
"Frets are like speed bumps on a banjo…"
What's the difference between a banjo player & a locksmith? A locksmith gets paid to change keys.
How do you get two banjo players to play in unison? Shoot one. 
Why do banjo players prefer picking rather than strumming? It's easier to transfer a skill than learn a new one. 
How do you make a banjo player slow down? Put some sheet music in front of him. 
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out... How do you make him stop? Put notes on it! 
You're driving down the street and you see an accordion and a banjo--which one do you hit first? The accordion: business before pleasure.
A banjo player and a guitar player both fall at the same time from a balcony in the top of a skyscraper. Which one hit the ground first? The guitar player-the banjo player will have to stop and retune at least once on the way down.

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LINKS

Banjo tablatures and bluegrass info
http://www.bluegrassbanjo.org

West Michigan Bluegrass Music Association
http://www.wmbma.org

Bluegrass Attic
http://www.bluegrassattic.com

International Bluegrass Music Association
http://www.ibma.org

 

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