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,May Trivia Question There is only 1 state in the United States with a triangular state flag. Which one? |
April Results
How many different letters of the alphabet are not in the name of any state of the United States? 1
Congratulations to:
Jerry McCarty, Buck Tuffitti, and Karen Seeling |
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I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO TAKE A SECOND AND CAST A VOTE IN THIS IMPORTANT CAUCUS. REMEMBER, PEOPLE HAVE DIED FOR YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE IN THIS MCCARTY METRO ELECTION. I WILL POST THE RESULTS IN THE NEXT MONTH'S METRO. MAY QUESTION: If, in the event of being quarantined in a room for a month with a DVD player, and you only could bring in up to 5 DVD's, which ones would you bring? | |
LAST MONTH'S RESULTS GET YOUR MIX TAPE READY TODAY!!! The APRIL QUESTION was We've all taken car trips with the family. We've all gone cruising with your buddies. We've all secretly sang songs in the car when we're all alone. Here is your chance to vote for your favorite songs to sing in the car. - Good Vibrations
- Ob-la-di, ob-la-da
- House of the Rising Sun
- Brown Sugar
- Billy Don't be a Hero
- You've Lost that Lovin Feelin
- Why Did You Leave Loose Wheel?
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- Can't Get Enough of you baby
- Louie Louie
- Salty Dog Blues
- The Hat I Got For Christmas Is To Big
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- Let's Get in On
- Blue Moon
- What a Day for a Daydream
- Keep Your Dirty Stinken Feet Off The Seat
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| . |  Dear Editor, I couldn't believe reading the Jerry's World about my show old TV Show, Land of the Lost. Although I loved doing the show, I don't like it when people call me "Hot". That show was in 1976 when I was 14 years old. I am 45 now and have 2 kids. I hate to break it to Jerky Jerry McCarty, but I don't wear braids and that red-checkered shirt anymore. In fact, I had to track down that Website Writing Weasel and give him a piece of my mind. Here's a picture. -Kathy Coleman (Holly from Land of the Lost).
ED NOTE: Yeah! I would agree... HOT would not be a word that I would use to describe you | 
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To Cub Reporter Jerry, Great job -- two extra scoops of sugar for you! I'm glad someone finally got the same moral out of those roadrunner cartoons -- that, yes, you can buy dynamite through the mail. Wile E. Coyote undid all the work of Willie Mays and Mickey Mantle, who did all those PSAs, urging kids not to play with blasting caps. And all that sugar, ah, those were the good old days. Your column was a touching tribute to the McCartys, a simple Detroit family that kept Dr. Coots in business above the Mac-O-Lac Paint Store on West Chicago. -Mike How about that Chris McCarty going to China. I wanna tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, I heard that a half an hour after he left, he was hungry again. And I can tell that Chris was celebrating the Chinese Year 5023 The Year of the Dork. And how about that Chinese Basketball player, wasn't he something, I heart that they run a new play called the Pick and Egg Roll. And I wanna tell you Ladies and Gentlemen, The Chinese are big fans of the Notre Dame Irish. In fact they told Chris, "I Rish you would go back to Notre Dame". -Bob Hope
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Submit an interesting or funny caption for this picture
.Last Month's Captions 
 You are sooo not expecting me to sniff those...
An aging Superdog, Krypto, needs help putting on his cape in the woods of his retirement doghouse.
In photo recently declassified, U.S. troops give a tracking dog a whiff of Saddam Hussein's undies.
Hey dog. Who`s are these.... I'm sorry but I really don't remember... but I have an alibi... I had worms that week
I think we have identified the perp. It's Brittany Spears!
She must still be wearing the matching socks, Go Find 'er Boy!
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Can you recognize our secret celebrity?
.Last Month's Celebrity  
It was Sylvester Stallone
Congratulations to... Steve O, Reece Mylock, Buck Tuffitti, Shannon Toner, Eric Swan, and Matt Scholl 
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| At 3 minutes and 4 seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be:
02:03:04 05.06.07.
This will never happen again. |
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Steve McCarty, Gwenda Perez, Millard Pickney
Chuck Pottenger, Chrissy Spafford, Denise Sidor |
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| TOP 10 LIST Top 10 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
10. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
9. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
8. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
6. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
5. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
4. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10........ |
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists ... 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife!" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes and said, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!" The agent said, "Then you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row! They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
Moral: Never put a woman to the test! |
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Tabo! Tell you mother not to make any more
volcano projects for Parkman's science fair!
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I WONDER WHAT THE POOR PEOPLE ARE EATIN'GREASE BREAD Fry up some steaks in butter in the fry pan. When finished, dip some white bread in the left over grease. MAN... THAT'S EATIN". 
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I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY.
I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT. | 
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