Howdy, this is Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain, wishin’ you and your’n a Merry Christmas. 

’Til I cuff ’n’ stuff them Duke boys, y’all can sing their theme song. Cletis, NOT you!

Good Ol' Boys

Just two good ol' boys
Never meanin' no harm.”
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born

Staightnin' the curves
Flatnin’ the hills
Someday the mountain might get 'em
But the law never will

Makin' their way
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more 
Than the law will allow.

Just two good ol' boys 
Wouldn't change if they could 
Fightin' the system like 
Two modern-day Robin Hoods. (Yee-haw!) 

Merry Christmas on the Web

Hear Christmas tunes in bluegrass.
Click on “hear midi file.”

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