The McCarty Metro

Still Under The Basement Steps 



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Gas Savers
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Do the high gas prices got you down? Cheer up and conserve. The McCarty brothers are cutting their costs by taking these 11 fuel-hardly steps:

1. Pouring regular, instead of mid-grade, on breakfast cereal.

2. Finding cheaper, alternative gas. (Taco Bell)

3. When going to Hollywood Collector Shows, Jerry car-pools with Jon Provost and Gary Busey.

4. Mom reduces trips to Meijers to just five a day.

5. Rick eliminates all non-essential* doughnut runs.

6. Larry recycles old LC Productions videos into usable auto fuel. **

7. When Steve plays golf, he walks instead of taking a gas-powered golf cart. ***

8. Kelly laid off the entire McCarty Metro Circulation Department and mothballed the fleet of delivery vehicles. ****

9. Dennis camel-pools to work with Ra’id, Achmed and Leroy.

10. Mike walks to gas station to fill gas can for power mower. Also, he now cuts grass once every six weeks. *****

11. BAFUNDY (Bug a Friend Until He Drives You)

* Crullers and bear claws
** Lar says, “My car has never run so long on a tankful!”
*** Coincidentally, Steve has a new house.
**** Now, Mom gets the Metro by snail mail.
***** Or earlier, if the Grand Rapids Department of Blight calls.

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