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February 2004

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Metro News
Headlines from around the family

Jerry's World
Be My Valentine? OR ELSE!

February Calendar
Find Out This Month's Birthdays

Uncanny Coincidences?
The most powerful men in the world vs. the presidents

Quiz Show
Take this month's quiz and win prizes

Sound Off
Shoot us your comments or observations

Iraq Update
The good things in this middle-eastern country

Classified Ads
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Metro Chat Room
Chat on-line with the family

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Final Thought
An inspiring thought to carry you through the day

New Feature!

The McCarty Metro is now offering a Chat Room for its' visitors. Feel free to chat on-line with the family and friends who are also on the site 24 / 7. Metro subscribers will receive free updates and reminders for group chat times. Sign up free now!

Here is a pre-list of February Group Chat Times.

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Sunday, February 227 PM ESTMetro Staff Mtg.

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AND ABOUT THE SNOW?

WILL IT
NEVER END!!!


Lar's 2004 Financial Picks

Hey Metro Readers! The editor put me in charge of the financial news this month. This is my report. With major companies merging and consolidating, here are a few opportunities to get in on the ground floor of some great investments.

  • Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

  • Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Poly, Warner Cracker

  • 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

  • Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa

  • FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become FedUP

  • Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild

  • Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants

  • Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become KnottNow


February Metro Staff

Editor
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Kelly McCarty

Writers

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Dennis McCarty
Jerry McCarty
Kelly McCarty
Kristen McCarty
Larry McCarty
Mike McCarty
Steve McCarty

Features

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Robert Balch
Gerry Bufalini
Millard Pickney
Mike Wiacek


McCarty Metro Trivia

 Last Month's Question & Answer 

Q. Until 1997, what annual Christmas special on TV was edited to remove a scene with kids throwing snowballs at a can on a fence. (The current Paramount video release is thankfully complete and unedited!)
A. A Charlie Brown Christmas - Thank You To Jerry McCarty for the correct answer.

 This Month's Question 

In what popular game can you find King David; Alexander the Great, Charlemagne, and Julius Caesar represented?
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  • Eat right. Stay fit. Die healthy.

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

  • Two wrongs are only the beginning.

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